Monthly Archives: December 2010

Here are some great humorous quotes to finish the year off with:



P. J. O'Rourke

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.



Jay Leno

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.



Bill Vaughan

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.



James Agate

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.



Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.



Mark Twain

New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

(for my Grandfather who adored Mark Twain)



Oscar Wilde

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.



So may you end this year with some humor and enter the new with great expectations. Be safe, be well, and be a good friend to someone in need!



Joe Wathen, ABR, CRS, GRI

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